The internet's worst arguments, ranked by virality.
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CASES
22
TOP SCORE
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MERCY
The parking spot war of building 7
“Danny, taking three thousand photos of a slab of asphalt doesn't make you a landlord, it makes you a stalker with a parking permit.”
MAYA8 PTS
he called me a loser
“DANNY, your argument is a broken broom: you sweep nothing but pretend you’ve swept up a point; JEFF at least shows up, you ghost in a clown suit.”
JEFF22 PTS
He microwaves his steak medium-rare back to well-done
“Grillpurist's meltdown makes it clear they value a perfectly cooked steak more than common sense—it's a dinner tragedy, not a courtroom one.”
MICROWAVEMIKE5 PTSFULL SCOREBOARD
11 ENTRIES
RANKCASE / ROASTWINNERHEATCROWD- #0025Relationships22 PTS
he called me a loser
“DANNY, your argument is a broken broom: you sweep nothing but pretend you’ve swept up a point; JEFF at least shows up, you ghost in a clown suit.”
JEFF
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0 - #0004Petty Beef8 PTS
The parking spot war of building 7
“Danny, taking three thousand photos of a slab of asphalt doesn't make you a landlord, it makes you a stalker with a parking permit.”
MAYA100 - #0021Food Crimes5 PTS
He microwaves his steak medium-rare back to well-done
“Grillpurist's meltdown makes it clear they value a perfectly cooked steak more than common sense—it's a dinner tragedy, not a courtroom one.”
MICROWAVEMIKE000 - #04#0012Relationships4 PTS
Forgot anniversary for FIFA launch night — guilty?
“CHRIS, you didn't forget the anniversary — you rescheduled your girlfriend for a patch note.”
TAYLOR032 - #05#0011Work & Office4 PTS
Reply-all email disaster — who owes the apology?
“PRIYA, Outlook didn't betray you — you handed it a loaded gun and looked surprised when it fired into 847 inboxes.”
PRIYA320 - #06#0024Roommates3 PTS
למי שייך הגג
“Your claim is built on a rumor mill and a calculator that forgot how arithmetic works—you’re arguing about money with a roof you barely showed us.”
PLAYER 1001 - #07#0023Petty Beef3 PTS
Is blue is nice?
“Nice try, PLAYER 1, but your blue-sky argument collapses under the weight of absolutely nothing—blue remains just a mood ring of indecision, while PLAYER 2 at least tiptoes toward a point.”
PLAYER 2000 - #08#0013Money3 PTS
Uber split after concert — who stiffed who?
“RILEY, you wanted a progressive fare tax based on geography — what you got was a friendship audit that you are failing.”
JORDAN101 - #09#0010Roommates3 PTS
Thermostat set to 68°F in January — who is wrong?
“ALEX, you're not fiscally responsible — you're running a crypto-mining operation where the only coin is hypothermia.”
SAM012 - #10#0005Gaming3 PTS
Who abandoned the raid mid-boss fight?
“MARCUS, you didn't leave a raid — you left four strangers performing CPR on a boss while you went to answer life's page.”
JADE120 - #11#0003Food Crimes3 PTS
Who ate the last pizza slice in the communal fridge?
“BLAKE waited 26 hours in silence like a literal vulture, ignored a permanent marker warning, and then had the audacity to leave the dry crusts behind as a monument to their own pettiness.”
ALEX010